Comments on: Fake Your Own Death L.L.C. Revisited

By: Pat Darnell and Friends

Pat Darnell and Friends — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 07:23:11 +0000

Tim, Hi friend. Tim, do you know Russell?

By: Tim

Tim — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 03:32:59 +0000

I know someone who did just that fake his own death worked very well just doent ask the cops for the police reports or death cert they seem to get really ugly when they know they had to brake the law just to keep someone alive

By: Grasshopper

Grasshopper — Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:13:30 +0000

Excellent discussion you all:
I began 4 years ago writing in cyberspace, averaging 6 hours a day… and guess what? during that time I received a Business Degree, started our Mom2Pop businesses, Marmart, and started abusing the blog community. Yes I am an QWERTY-addict. “Hi Pat, [from the seated brethren]!!”

I realize today I could’ve done something more productive, than just become a QAA… as I run across the FYOD enterprise. Yes, I am slapping myself silly as we speak. I coulda cleaned up in dat bidness.

So of course I googled FYOD for Dummies: and got some good liners.

Rule one: You can fool some of the people all of the time, you can fool all of the people some of the time, you can fool all of the people all of the time, and you can fool some of the people some of the time. The important thing to remember is that you are trying to fool people.

There are five total rules for FYOD. That’s fewer rules than for soccer, with its eight rules.

I ripped this one from: Faking your own death June 14, 2005 which ends with: “There’s no worse irony than accidentally ending up dead at your own funeral.” http://homepage.mac.com/joester5/writing/fakingyourdeath.html

In conclusion he tests the sand: (At what point does publicly misquoting your only active audience member, and one of a handful of people on the planet who honestly love you become self destructive? Let’s find out together!)

I coulda been rich! Let’s not let this one die.

Grasshopper’s last blog post..The Opposite is True

By: Pribek

Pribek — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 20:14:47 +0000

Well John, I appreciate your interest in being a client of FYOD L.L.C.
The fact is that there is no shortage of people who wish to, shall we say, find a new life.
Unfortunately, we don’t have the operation up and running; yet.
I have said this before and I can not stress this enough: What we need at FYOD is cash, venture capital and lots of it.
Be assured that the administration cost of this sort of service will not come cheap and one thing I am leery of is going into the false death business under-funded.
Chin up though, there is a true demand for this service and it’s only a matter of time until some wise, cash heavy investor(s) step up to the plate. And, until then, maybe things will get better?

By: John

John — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 19:49:22 +0000

Can I be your first customer?

By: Pribek

Pribek — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:34:43 +0000

Currently, I have retained the Mexican consulting firm of E. Morel and B. Javier to do a feasibility study for locating the home office at Pollo del Mar. The first step of many. So, needless to say, we are not quite ready to discuss web presence at this time. I will say that your work comes highly recommended and you can be assured that you will be on the short list.

Thank you for contacting Fake Your Own Death L.L.C. where we say; “If you’re not dead, you haven’t lived”.

By: Jayne d'Arcy

Jayne d'Arcy — Thu, 06 Dec 2007 06:17:53 +0000

Could I manage the web page for this company?