Have You Been A Good Girl?

In a bit of shocking news, Fox is reporting that Santa has been sexually assaulted.

Police quickly found and identified Lamy because the woman was described as being on crutches, said Capt. Bob Myles.

As a result, mall Santa’s have been instructed to stop saying, “Come sit on Santa’s lap”, and to replace that with; “Get a leg up”, to possibly prevent this from happening in the future.

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"Have You Been A Good Girl?" by Pribek was published on December 18th, 2007 and is listed in News.

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chris wrote,

Yo brother, I’m still laughing, This blog made my day. I appreciate the lighter side. Happy Holidays, ROLLO

Link | December 18th, 2007 at 10:01 pm