ALERT: Currently awaiting with bait-breath your phone booth dispatch; arguing amongst us includes daily: “how we will hail you without guile… or, maybe a little guile, but no gall. How many tours have you made, anyhow? Did you enjoy the desert? Do you expect the Hero’s welcome, or just a hiro for lunch?” These and many other queries come to our lips, like Pat2 said: “Who?”

If I’m losing you here, it’s because I am losing myself, trying to figure out where to stick my credit card and get your CD with one hand, and typing with the other, taxing QWERTY exercise for an old guy. At my age, being en fuego is much more comforting than being sobre hielo. Thanks for the compliment!

[Also see: italianwomanintexas.blogspot.com]

Bumper stickers — perfect… Do I have to be bonafide for PR, AM, or CM? If so, I can do my ciphers up to sixes; Thanks to Jethro.com classes online. And yes, I have been diagnosed with onliner’s tourette’s syndrome, but remain mostly harmless, not clinical. See my sidebar on moopigwisdom.blogspot.com tribute to TK morphing as above. You are right, those are the guys we need to look out for!

I know your adoring public waits, Tom, and comes first. We will be patient. Keep up the good foot work; the Ken S. essay was very nice.

Majestically, yours, as always,
>Patrick
“Repeat after me….Mekaleka hi meka hihgnee ho, Mekaleka hi meka chani ho… your wish is granted long live Jambi …Mecca-lekka-hi, mecca-hiney-ho.” -Jambie

Pat Darnell’s last blog post..What Economic Slowdown? Let me see: .0001 x $200 billion is …oh my gosh… $20 million

You are in my address book.

You are in my phone (#151 on speed dial!)

I will call-promise-not collect-pre-paid cell phone, dammit

Which Italian Woman in Texas?

Exercise equipment will be included- The revolution will not be televised - Live music are better- Bumper stickers should be issued

“all for the single payment equivalent to the plaintiffs from Katrina N.O. settlements” You, my friend are En Fuego. Two words, 40 acres and a mule. Have you considered going into public relations, artist management or campaign management?

ps. Andrew Hill winner of Jazz Pole, polish version, in 2006; not like 60’s polls I remember that included interviews of traditionally black artists..

..don’t you think exercise equipment is included in that traffic market segment?

..and we will throw in Pribek CD, all for the single payment equivalent to the plaintiffs from Katrina N.O. settlements.

Can you hear me now? Call and be rewarded. Marinell will be home later. >pd

Pat Darnell’s last blog post..I told ya I love ya, now get Out!

You can’t be the new Ted Kennedy. Ted’s a better swimmer.

Great LBJ footage, love the barbecue guy. Bill is not the new LBJ though, rather the new Ladybird. Good try but, missed it by that much.

Does Playboy still do the jazz poll?

Got to side with the writers. The strike is about future internet revenue from licensing and how writers will be paid for their work as it becomes a traffic generator for selling weight loss pills.

Eat Up

Clinton will make a good Hef, except he would probably bring in a lot of chub brunettes from East St. Louis… go figure. Some of the playboys out here might take offense to such a drastic change, at least that is what Descio says.. the guy next to me on the bus. He has the PB logo up on his phone screen, and one of those PB commuter mugs. [He looks like he is about two situps from dating Kendra.]

“Hello, nurse, wooowoooo, [whistle], go go Hef! Dem’ blondes is too funny,” says Descio.

Otherwise Hey, I just finished reading your blog site. Excellent! I was hoping to get your spin on the writer’s strike. Did I miss one?

Well, that’s about it: this is PD ‘Grandfather of Funk’ signing off.

Pat Darnell’s last blog post..MooPig Welcomes you to Syllabic syndicate consort… Or a game of Hang Man, sort of

[I hope this link works] Other wise I am straddling the fence on bill’s sartorial directions. I wonder if that is botox.. hmmm >pd

Pat Darnell’s last blog post..MooPig Welcomes you to Syllabic syndicate consort… Or a game of Hang Man, sort of

So, we do have a place in Bryan/College Station TX, Bush town, where the moon pies lie, and for real, bill can’t be Teddy, because I am the new T Kennedy.

I would leave my phone number here, but it would excite the spammers, so you could write a brief hello to us over here.. or not.

Really is good to see you have done all this in here. We love your anthology of Jack trade songs.

Remember big balls in Cowtown every year, and we sure could use some River Rat Blues in this town. Can we buy a franchise?

Love and hugs from Your last real drinking buddies, Pat and Marinell

Pat Darnell’s last blog post..MooPig Welcomes you to Syllabic syndicate consort… Or a game of Hang Man, sort of