From Fox News…
Connecticut Student Expelled for Allegedly Setting Teacher’s Hair on FireMilford officials have expelled a Jonathan Law High School student accused of lighting her science teacher’s hair on fire during class.
Police say the girl was arrested after she ignited the ponytail of George Lardas with a lighter.
Oh…This is unfortunate. Science teacher with a ponytail; that guy has it tough enough already.
Remember the movie, “Stand By Me”?
Hey, Lardass! Chow down, wide load!
Think that guy has ever heard that one?
A police spokesman says Lardas did not require medical attention, but his hair was singed.
His ponytail was singed. Being a “police spokesman” is gotta be tougher than you’d think. I mean, could you go out, in front of the press and, with a straight face say; “Lardas did not require medical attention, but his ponytail was singed”? Try it. I bet you can’t even say it without laughing.
School officials called police at the time and the girl has been charged with reckless endangerment, third-degree assault and breach of peace.
Wow, this girl has a tough road in front of her. This is going to go on her permanent record. I wonder if she will be charged as an adult.
“Your Honor, we, the members of the jury find the defendant guilty…of Hilarity“.
She needs to get in touch with Johnny Knoxville right now.
Ovidiu - GuitarFlame.com wrote,
I started laughing only when I started thinking about saying it :-) Seriously, it is not funny, cause it could have been much worse.
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