From WXII News comes this story.

DENTON, N.C. — A Davidson County woman, trapped in a closet for more than 20 hours, smashed a hole through a wall in desperation to finally escape.

Susan Mitchell, of Denton, said she was scared when television stations in the area began broadcasting tornado watches and warnings during Tuesday’s severe storms.

Mitchell said she grabbed her cats and took cover in a closet….

Apparently, in her rush for safety she forgot the closet door locked from the outside.

Mitchell said she began to grow frantic after 20 hours passed with no food, water, or medicine for her diabetes….

That’s when, in desperation, Mitchell, who works out at a gym three days a week, said she decided to smash a hole through the wall. The force of her swings made a hole a little more than a foot wide.

“I threw another blanket out there on the floor and pillow and squeezed through,” she said smiling. “Not bad for a grandma.”

Not bad for a grandma indeed, Susan. Good show! We salute you.

Here, Susan Mitchell dramatically re-enacts the event.

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In closing, Susan gives us some wise advice.

“So I say to everybody ‘keep a hammer in your closet, tie your cell phone around your neck, and be in shape,’” she said.

Hey all you rockers-ever seen the original “Hammer Of The Gods”, Trini Lopez? Dig.
Everybody now…

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"Keep A Hammer In Your Closet" by Pribek was published on March 8th, 2008 and is listed in Music, News.

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Comments on "Keep A Hammer In Your Closet": 8 Comments

  1. Jayne d'Arcy wrote,

    Woohoo! Great music, great video and kudos to Susan!

  2. BFH wrote,

    Trini’s father, Trinidad Lopez II, was a singer, dancer, actor, and musician in Mexico. When he was 18, he married Petra Gonzalez and moved to Dallas, Texas, from Mexico to make a better life for themselves.
    Trini was a poor boy from the barrio of Dallas, Texas… Trini has made “lemonade” from a life that began with nothing but lemons! When he was 11 years old, his father spanked him for “hanging around with the wrong kind of kids”…what a wise man he was to lead his talented son from a life of street gangs to a life of sophisticated graciousness.
    Trinidad Lopez, Sr., felt so bad about the spanking he had given his son, he bought him a $12.00 guitar he really could not afford. Trini says, “A spanking literally changed my life.” http://www.trinilopez.com/bio.htm

    Moral of this correlation of two stories: The student body at UCLA says, “Just in case — always Keep the Big Framing Hammer of Justice, Cell phone of Freedom, and Song-tight aerobicized Shapely body of brotherly Love all in your closet — should severe tornadic storms, or illegal aliens invade your house?

    Good stuff, maestro! God Bless America!

    BFH’s last blog post..USA is the world’s 232 year long experiment in Freedom

  3. BFH wrote,

    Oh, also, and I forgot to say — Jayne, I love it when you do the WooHooo!!

    BFH’s last blog post..USA is the world’s 232 year long experiment in Freedom

  4. Kenski (Fillmore Five Project) wrote,

    Holy Memory Lane, Batman! That last video gave me a surprise this morning!

    My parents are somewhat weird. My Dad’s an engineer and so he insists on having the highest quality equipment. My Mum plays piano and loves music but could never bring herself to spend money. Combine the two and growing up in our house we had a high end (don’t touch) stereo… and only two 45s!

    One of them was “If I Had A Hammer” and the other was “Unchain My Heart”

    Kenski (Fillmore Five Project)’s last blog post..One More Week To Go

  5. Pribek wrote,

    My favorite part of the video is where Trini sings, “If I had a bell”, and the drummer hits the bell of the cymbal-ding, ding, ding, ding. Classic.

    Jayne-I agree, so glad that got a Woohoo!

    BFH-Thanks for additional research and correlation. Framing Hammer of Justice gets a Yahtzee!

    Kenski-I could listen to “If I Had A Hammer” and “Unchain My Heart” on the “HiFi” in “Stereophonic Sound” all day long. Just thinking about it makes me want to get out the old fondue set. Cheers.

  6. Jayne d'Arcy wrote,

    Oooooooo Unchain My Heart is also a great one.

  7. Pat wrote,

    …..all this nostalgia,, me too! -lying underneath mom’s hifi, listening to the albums of the month club that someone forgot to return… hiding from dad’s entrance thru the front door with his belt coming off… “Assume the position!!” he would yell: makes me craving to hear some Eydie Gorme… oh gog, oh god give me just one more hifi of Eydie…

    http://www.rhapsody.com/eydiegorme

    There’s no place like home; no place like home. EYDIE!!! Frenesi!!!!
    ———–+—————–+————–
    Oh, yeah, Mr. Pribek, here is my homework:

    Lyrics and Music 101
    March 11, 2008
    Professor Pribek

    Student_ Patrick Darnell_ #666420

    We were stuck together like Toffee,
    my seven syllable per line song

    B bender Tune: [hammer Am, bend the B, Em, A9, C7, and open G]

    Why’d you bail, my compass rose:
    sun-soaked tan ‘n sultry cheeks?
    With you I fail, ceased to grow,
    weep with willows by the creek.

    Where we dozed in Clover soft
    amidst lavender and bees.
    Where you sent our song aloft–
    Why’d you take so much from me?

    This song never gets started
    though I know how well it goes.
    Blasted song don’t get started!
    ..Could jump start it I suppose.

    This song never gets started
    Wasn’t this yours and my song?
    Notes’ve fell off the lines, God –
    my B bender is all wrong.

    It got too damn retarded
    up a creek without a spoon.
    All thumbs, and notes uncharted,
    can’t remember simple tunes.

    You gave me so much pleasure.
    Why be it over so soon?
    ..eye’n the door forever
    caterwaulin’ and a croon.

    Refrain:
    Stuck together like toffee
    …Duets by the sink
    Makin’ kettles of coffee
    …Now just tears to drink

    ‘Need a defibrillator
    to ping my dead, trodden heart.
    Send me a simple letter
    …like A, C.. or D to help…
    oh help me, ..help this
    flatlined song to start.

    fin/pd

    Pat’s last blog post..POLIMON Gotta Vote em All…Not. Barack Obama ‘08

  8. Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,

    RE: Mitchell said she grabbed her cats and took cover in a closet…. Apparently, in her rush for safety she forgot the closet door locked from the outside.

    Dear Mrs Mitchell:
    Refer please to Journals at Pribek.net… HERE: The Return of don’t eat your cat

    and –

    HERE: Most Peculiar MAMA Don’t eat your cat

    Latest Comments; “You might also want to keep a catalytic converter in your closet of last refuge…” pd/mpw

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