Let the ladies split out wide
Grab your pardner - go hog wild.Put on your new shoes
Put on your gown
Take off them sack clothes
The Big Ball’s in town.Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll all go down
Big Ball’s in Cowtown
We’ll dance around.“A BIG BALL IN COWTOWN”
Recorded by Bob Wills and The Texas Playboys
Written by Hoyle Nix
From Reuters.
Senate lawmakers in Florida have voted to ban the fake bull testicles that dangle from the trailer hitches of many trucks and cars throughout the state.
Republican Sen. Cary Baker, a gun shop owner from Eustis, Florida, called the adornments offensive and proposed the ban. Motorists would be fined $60 for displaying the novelty items, which are known by brand names like “Truck Nutz” and resemble the south end of a bull moving north.
From Truck Nutz.
Truck Nutz™ are a high-quality, novelty, automotive accessory that hang from any bumper and let folks show the world their Nutz.
Available in White, Blue, Flesh, Black, Red, Yellow, Chrome, Green, Brass, and Camo. Truck Nutz™ are only $15.00 (Chrome for $39.99) and carry our “Takes a Lickin’ guarantee”
Back to Reuters.
In a spirited debate laced with double entendre, Senate lawmakers questioned whether the state should curtail freedom of expression in vehicle accessories.
That’s the problem with modern society, too much double entendre.
Do you remember Guy’s Potato Chips?
They were everywhere when I was a kid. Guy’s was, I believe, owned by Borden and they sold all kinds of snack foods including canned peanuts. I swear I remember this; way back, they had a slogan that went…
Nuts To You From Guy’s!
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Tags: bob wills, bull testicles, eustis florida, freedom of expression, potato chips, state republican, trailer hitches, truck nutz
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
What’s next: “Car Turds?” I agree with the tailgating castrations. These cowgirl Cadillacs are all over the highway here in College Station with them dangling balls astride their trialer bitches hitches.
Cowtown is Fort Worth, TX, where I was born, on a night of a tornado, that made my hair fire flame red, and that blew the foreskin right off’n my little tally whacker — first medical case ever, and ever since, of involuntary circumcision. Honest to God’s truth.
We is no stranger around here to the steer questions, as previously noted in a few ugly/uglier blogs ago… Sacred Balls — leave ‘em alone.
Pat Darnell and Friends’s last blog post..MooPig Gets FAced: Look Ponce SkwayzeWalker, der furst
Link | April 25th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Oklahomer-steer-roper wrote,
and Guy’s nuts to you too.
Link | April 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
amba wrote,
In Greenwich Village until quite recently there was an Italian butcher whose truck used to tool around with “Pat LaFrieda says: Eat My Meat!” proudly blazoned on the side. Right out of the Sopranos . . .
Link | April 26th, 2008 at 4:17 pm