Gmail always has these little ads that aren’t relevant to anything thing anybody is sending me but, sometimes I click because they amuse me so. Earlier today there was one that said something about the “World’s Fastest Guitar Player”; I had to look.

His name is J. Randall Casey.

Records Legally Verified By:
The World Guitar Players International Association

…And At 53 Notes Per Second -
He Currently Holds The World Speed Record
And Is Rated The Fastest Guitar Player
To Ever Walk The Earth…

I’m pretty sure that The World Guitar Players International Association is affiliated with the U.N so, it must be legit.

Here is J. Randall…

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Here is his bus…

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You got to be good to have a photo of a bus like that on your website.

Doctors In Charge Of Casey’s Hand At The
Record Label Estimate That If The Muscles &
Tendons In Casey’s Arm Were As Well
Developed As The Ones In His Hand; He Would
Be Capable Of Throwing A Fastball At 160 mph.

Wow.

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"Speed Phreak" by Pribek was published on May 18th, 2008 and is listed in Hunh?, Icon?, Music, Yobs.

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Comments on "Speed Phreak": 3 Comments

  1. Kenski wrote,

    Judging by the top photo I can quite understand how he developed such strong hand muscles.

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  2. Sans Direction wrote,

    I don’t know that it’s still music once you get past 30 notes a second.

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  3. Pat Darnell and Family wrote,

    Uhh… LCD? I’m a bus seat sniffin’ man; and a Peavy fan.

    Yeah, but does he have a change up? I’m with you Sans and Kenski !!

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