Do you remember that song “The Nightfly” by Donald Fagen. It’s about a late night, talk radio guy.
I’m Lester the Nightfly
Hello Baton Rouge
Won’t you turn your radio down
Respect the seven second delay we use
So you say there’s a race
Of men in the trees
You’re for tough legislation
Thanks for calling
I wait all night for calls like these
I’ve always been a big fan of after midnight, whacked out, AM radio talk shows. This kind of stuff has always been on AM radio. Back when I was a young rutting buck on the road with bands of miscreants, I would always seek this stuff out while driving the highways as we crept through the darkness to the next show.
There’s not as much of it around in these days of conglomaracorporadio. I still hear Art Bell every now and then and, there’s this other guy George Noory.
Last night, after the incident with the Branson PD, on my way back to the lake, I was checking Noory out. Now, if you haven’t heard this show, sometimes he has a guest and, sometimes it’s kind of an open format, let the caller rattle on about anything affair. “I was abducted by aliens 37 times.” “The CIA implanted a chip in my head.” Mayan calendar, 2012, stock up, run to the hills, the end is near-all of that kind of stuff. I love that kind of stuff.
So last night, this guy calls in, talks in a thick Irish brogue and he’s saying that he was part of some Governmental, Military, experimental, scientific program, designed to build better soldiers, in which they were dabbling around with splicing human genes with those of various animals. He says it was called “Operation Black Umbrella”. This guy said, that he was contacted, at the age of 18, by some shadowy figure and told that he was part of the top-secret program. He was told that his genes were spliced with some from some kind of wildcat.
This guy says he loves eating raw meat, stays up all night, has to control instinctual predator behavior and that his skeletal structure resembles that of a cat and…he’s got x-rays to prove it. He is real quick, can jump real good and has great reflexes.
Also, he said that he knows of others, that were part of this same top-secret operation, that were genetically spliced with all kinds of different animals. And, that some of them need warm blood as the main staple for their diets and, because of that, the government has developed a synthetic blood for these folks to keep them from taking to the streets and being vampires.
Just thought you should know.
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Tags: conglomaracorporadio, George Noory, Operation Black Umbrella
J wrote,
I love talk radio!*
(*the chip inside my brain made me type this*).
Let’s call someone on Monday and blog about it:
The Alan Colmes Show Alan Colmes 1-877-FOR-ALAN M-F, 10pm - 1am ET
Battle Line with Alan Nathan Alan Nathan 1-800-510-TALK M-F, 12pm - 3pm PT
Bill Bennett’s Morning in America Bill Bennett 1-866-680-6464 M-F, 6am - 9am ET
Common Sense Radio With Ollie North Oliver North 1-888-99-NORTH M-F, 2pm - 5pm ET
The Dennis Prager Show Dennis Prager 1-877-243-7776 M-F, 9am - 12pm PT
The Don Kroah Show Don Kroah 1-888-293-9282 M-F, 5pm - 7pm ET
Dr. Laura Dr. Laura Schlessing 1-800-DR-LAURA M-F, 12pm - 3pm PT Ed
Schultz Show Ed Schultz 1-877-934-6833 M-F, 3pm - 6pm ET
G. Gordon Liddy Show G. Gordon Liddy 1-800-478-7111 M-F, 10pm - 1am ET
Glenn Beck Show Glenn Beck 1-888-727-BECK M-F, 9am - 12pm ET
Good Day USA Doug Stephan 1-877-541-5250 M-F, 5am - 10am ET
Hot Talk with Scott Hennen Scott Hennen 1-800-279- 9329 M-F, 8:30am - 11:30am ET
Hugh Hewitt Show Hugh Hewitt 1-800-520-1234 M-F, 3pm - 6pm ET
Imus in the Morning Don Imus 1-800-370-4687 M-F, 5:30am - 10am ET
Janet Parshall’s America Janet Parshall 1-800-343-9282 M-F, 2pm -5pm ET
Jim Bohannon Show Jim Bohannon 1-866-505- 4626 M-F, 10pm - 1am ET
The John Gibson Show John Gibson 1-888-788-9910 M-F, 6pm - 9pm ET
The Larry Elder Show Larry Elder 1-800-995-2779 M-F, 3pm - 6pm PT
Lars Larson Show Lars Larson 1-866-509-LARS M-F, 11am - 3pm PT
Laura Ingraham Show Laura Ingraham 1-800-449-8255 M-F, 9am - 12pm ET
Mark Levin Show Mark Levin 1-877-381-3811 M-F, 6pm - 8pm ET Michael
Medved Show Michael Medved 1-800-955-1776 M-F, 3pm -6pm ET
Michael Reagan Show Michael Reagan 1-800-468-MIKE M-F, 6pm - 9pm ET
Michael Savage Show Michael Savage 1-800-449-8255 M-F, 6pm - 9pm ET
Neal Boortz Show Neal Boortz 1-877-310-2100 M-F, 8:30am - 1pm ET
News Beat with Blanquita Blanquita Cullum 1-800-510-TALK M-F, 2pm - 3pm ET
Radio Factor with Bill O’Reilly Bill O’Reilly 1-877-9-NO-SPIN M-F, 12pm - 2pm ET
Rush Limbaugh Show Rush Limbaugh 1-800-282-2882 M-F, 12pm - 3pm ET
Sean Hannity Show Sean Hannity 1-800-941-7326 M-F, 3pm - 6pm ET
J’s last blog post..THE LESSON
Link | July 19th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Count me in J…. I’ve been a night worker now for so long that I remember Art Bell. Do any of you still have your Crane Radio? We call it AM PHONE ON… or some such thing.
Since they are taking to the streets, that would be the wingless class vampires. Well, I sincerely think I have met some of those people over the years working in factories, and sitting around in truck stops. Does it occur to anyone that genetically spliced means you might be internally wired or welded as the key to curing one of the incurable illnesses?
Take that and blitz the AM radio with it.
Pat Darnell and Friends’s last blog post..FaceBook puts a Face on intent behind attempted involuntary Manslaughter
Link | July 19th, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Pribek wrote,
Yeah we need to get to the bottom of this. I did a Goo search and there is nothing about “Operation Black Umbrella” that shows up.
I think I must have been genetically spliced with a Hippo ’cause I have incredible wallowing and sedentary abilities.
Link | July 20th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
J wrote,
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2008/07/18.html
Coast to Coast AM with George Noory.
This is the guy who replaced Art Bell.
Here’s the recap from the show you heard:
Russell, also in Kentucky and speaking in a feigned Irish accent, told George about the Black Umbrella Project, a secret government experiment program that according to Russell sought to produce better soldiers by genetically manipulating humans with animal DNA. Russell said he has a cat-like bone structure, and like a vampire has to sleep during the day, doesn’t appear to age, and enjoys eating bloody meat.
(found via Dogpile.com)
J’s last blog post..Another studio video
Link | July 20th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
Pribek wrote,
I looked at the link J.
Black Umbrella Project not Operation Black Umbrella.
The bad thing is, they didn’t say anything more about it over at the Coast to Coast site. They gave more attention to people who claim they saw “monsters”. If George Noory isn’t going to take this seriously, blow the lid off of the situation-who will?
Apparently, we are the only ones willing to discuss the matter.
I gots to go, there are a couple of black helicopters circling the campground.
out
Link | July 20th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
J wrote,
They’re looking for that secret underwater UFO base at Table Lake. Haven’t you read MUFON’s Case ID: 10198 Log Number: US-04072008-0010 (the Joplin UFO) or Case ID: 10688 Log Number: US-05072008-0007 (The Springfield UFO). If you triangulate that with the Northwest Arkansas Airport incident of last April, you’ll see that you’re right in the center lane of the ol’ Extra-Terrestrial highway.
J’s last blog post..Another studio video
Link | July 21st, 2008 at 7:34 am
Pribek wrote,
Now that you mention it J, I realize that this pace is crawling with suspicious looking characters.
Link | July 21st, 2008 at 9:06 am
erika wrote,
i was up listening to that =D
at first i was veryyyyy skeptical but as the conversation progressed, i found myself starting to believe this guy.
haha(=
i looked it up on google just now and it linked to this page.
anyways i’d love to see those x-rays bc Russell was supposed to send to George..
Link | July 24th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
Pribek wrote,
Ahh..Cool Erika, I was hoping that somebody else that heard this would pipe up.
I’m like you in that as this guy went on he started to sound more credible. I look at what I just wrote and, I think I must be nuts but, the guy sounded like he knew what he was talking about.
Old George, it’s hard to get a take on what he’s thinking because he treats everybody the same.
I want to see the x-rays too.
If you hear anything let me know.
Link | July 24th, 2008 at 12:41 pm
J wrote,
According to search engines, very soon this blog will become the international clearinghouse of information on the Black Umbrella Project. Good work, old chap!
Link | July 24th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Pribek wrote,
That’s funny, J and it may be the best argument that this guy was concocting this thing for Noory’s show.
Link | July 24th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Russell wrote,
This is Russell from the show…I created this site a few days ago in response to the overwhelming interest in my story…hopefully I can meet others who either know about this or have been approached in the same way. Feel free to email me at Intuneric@live.com.
Thanks,
Russell
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Russell wrote,
Sorry…the site is http://www.blackumbrellaproject.synthasite.com
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 9:44 am
Pribek wrote,
Very good Russell, I know that there is a lot of interest.
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Russell wrote,
P.S. Thanks Pribek for caring about my story….and no, I don’t have a book coming out that i am promoting, and no, I don’t want your credit card number. :)
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 10:14 am
Russell wrote,
Love your music by the way…it’s like a less wussy version of Ray LaMontagne’s stuff, lol. I actually like his stuff a lot too.
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Oh… Okay, here’s my Credit Card number: 70435083 49857 948357 9548
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 11:26 am
J wrote,
“If we could talk to the animals, learn their languages
Maybe take an animal degree.
We’d study elephant and eagle, buffalo and beagle,
Alligator, guinea pig, and flea.
We would converse in polar bear and python,
And we could curse in fluent kangaroo.
If people asked us, can you speak in rhinoceros,
We’d say, “Of courserous, can’t you?”
In light of recent events, this song needs a serious update.
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Russell wrote,
LOL….I like you guys. By the way I am at http://www.myspace/russ1977.com (so you know I’m not some randomly made up persona to gain George Noory ratings) I’ve been on there a long time and most of my top friends have known me since high school or shortly after (I’m almost 32 now).
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
I was over at Dr J’s site, and he has already had his domicile rifled… Hmmmm… unrelated incidents? I’m sweating security issues… don’t forget to sleep tonight with your aluminum foil helmets and your pint of apple cider vinegar.
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
J wrote,
That’s good advice, PD. I’ve already called in for backup.
http://www.avclub.com/content/files/images/reno-911.article.jpg
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Dr J, believe you me, I am chagrined at seeing those photos– and you too, Jack; you need to flatten the tires, electrify the fence, and call in the great Wazoo… you’ve been having those little electricular brownouts and that park manager might be one of them! Call Mulder, too. I don’t know, J, if the Reno Police will be much help… but never can have too much back up!
I know you are checked out in Orangutan, and Pythonese, but I don’t know how you will say “Don’t eat me,” in Kangaroo.
It could be a very long night for all of us.
You might want to forward this one to Russell, the new guy –
More of Jack’s Lake Shore Oddities
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Russell wrote,
By the way, I just found a couple of sites that at least help support this technology and it’s existence:
http://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/71440.php
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/extra/teachers/lessonplans/science/chimera_ethics.html
http://thestemcellblog.com/category/chimeras/
Link | July 27th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,
Very nice [Mr] Russell, aka 32 level black umbrella belt, those sites are excellent.
Jack, where you suspect: “I think I must have been genetically spliced with a Hippo ’cause I have incredible wallowing and sedentary abilities.”
According to current articles this is good news. Is it a subconcious memory that you were abused by the church padre? Possibly abducted by the nuns and injected with some hummajummba sauce? See these links Russell sited — especially poke around this one: medical news today
No Kidding !!
Link | July 28th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Peter wrote,
I gatta say, this was one of the best c2c calls i’ve heard in a while. Your story is pretty awsome. Also like the abundant use of the white stripes on your myspace. they are pretty great, anyway i’m curious to read more of your story Russel. On your myspace also read that you have a daughter. Though she is still young have you noticed any of the symptoms you exhibit rubbing off on her?
im excited to check your site out more.
the other thing i was wondering about is what kinds of things you where told when you kept recieving postcards to meet at a certain location. Who was it that was telling you? Government or was it fellow victim of the program?
Link | August 1st, 2008 at 6:25 pm