This is from the Sun Sentinel.

Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Mr. Guabello shot himself in the arm in response to his girlfriend’s refusal to have sex with him. That’s pretty bad right there. But…then…after that…he knocked himself unconscious. See, if he would have done that first, knocked himself unconscious; he could have skipped the unpleasant shooting himself business. Something to keep in mind next time this sort of thing occurs.

Don’t be a yob!

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"Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 14" by Pribek was published on October 2nd, 2008 and is listed in News, Yobs.

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  1. Pat Darnell and Friends wrote,

    At first I thought this story was about John Edwards…
    “But [yobs] love a ruck. It’s what they do. They set out to have a [gun] fight and it’s there in their lyrics: ["a yob who has; is a yob who can"]. They love biffo.” (paraphrased)

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    At this time, I would like to exercise my right to nominate a yob who has reached the highest position a yob can according to the Peter Principle… if I may?

    I nominate the lady asking the questions tonight at the VP Debates from Washington University in St Louis… As “top yob-ette wearing a cyan magic carpet coat…” any seconds?

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    Want to watch tonight’s debate with people who agree with you on Biden and Palin? Here’s how in Broward County [that's Florida... where they have Chad Police]:
    From the John McCain campaign:
    Erin Go Bragh Restaurant, 5195 S. University Drive, Davie, 8 p.m.

    From the Barack Obama campaign:
    Ricky’s Restaurant, 220 NW 180th Ave., Pembroke Pines, 8:30 p.m.

    …another missed gig opportunity; Drat !!

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