Comments on: Ohio Man Chooses Fine Over Classical Music http://pribek.net/2008/10/09/ohio-man-chooses-fine-over-classical-music/ Trouble Ain't Over Fri, 19 Mar 2010 15:01:34 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Sans Direction http://pribek.net/2008/10/09/ohio-man-chooses-fine-over-classical-music/comment-page-1/#comment-7409 Sans Direction Fri, 10 Oct 2008 14:17:57 +0000 http://pribek.net/?p=2253#comment-7409 I fail to appreciate classical music. Really. I can show you my college transcripts. I fail to appreciate classical music. Really. I can show you my college transcripts.

]]> By: Pat Darnell and Friends http://pribek.net/2008/10/09/ohio-man-chooses-fine-over-classical-music/comment-page-1/#comment-7407 Pat Darnell and Friends Fri, 10 Oct 2008 13:25:32 +0000 http://pribek.net/?p=2253#comment-7407 I am supposing when Wolfgang was jailed for hearing Gregorio Allegri's Miserere in performance once in the Sistine Chapel then wrote it out in its entirety from memory, only returning to correct minor errors; thus producing the first illegal copy of this closely-guarded property of the Vatican... and performed it "on the stage with his crimson pelisse and gold-laced cocked hat, in contempt for sampling another's music: and -- Mozart's striking fondness for scatological and sexual humor, scandalously write scatological music, the canon "Leck mich im Arsch"... did not help his case one bit... As a punishment...they made him listen to his late symphonies, unfinished requiem, and concertos screwed down to last a minimum of 20 hours... as rap, screw, chop, hip hop, houston, local, texas, pressing, grafix, graphics, beats, dirty third, third coast, gulf, Latin Reggaeton all DJ screwed down and skratched... kromatica... wineberry over gold strictly for da streets... Where da' judge dat judged Mozart applied Lessing's argument: "What is the good of having the right beliefs if we do not live rightly?" So that upon release after his twenty hours, Amadeus simply removed his fedora -- a fedora that has been pinched at the front and worn pushed back on the head, with the front of the brim bent down over the eyes -- and quoted the master: ""Behold, I am Funkadelic. I am not of your world. But fear me not, I will do you no harm. Loan me your funky mind and I shall play with it. For nothing is good unless you play with it. And all that is good, is nasty!" (What Is Soul, Funkadelic, 1969) I am supposing when Wolfgang was jailed for hearing Gregorio Allegri’s Miserere in performance once in the Sistine Chapel then wrote it out in its entirety from memory, only returning to correct minor errors; thus producing the first illegal copy of this closely-guarded property of the Vatican… and performed it “on the stage with his crimson pelisse and gold-laced cocked hat, in contempt for sampling another’s music:

and — Mozart’s striking fondness for scatological and sexual humor, scandalously write scatological music, the canon “Leck mich im Arsch”… did not help his case one bit…

As a punishment…they made him listen to his late symphonies, unfinished requiem, and concertos screwed down to last a minimum of 20 hours… as rap, screw, chop, hip hop, houston, local, texas, pressing, grafix, graphics, beats, dirty third, third coast, gulf, Latin Reggaeton all DJ screwed down and skratched… kromatica… wineberry over gold strictly for da streets…

Where da’ judge dat judged Mozart applied Lessing’s argument: “What is the good of having the right beliefs if we do not live rightly?”

So that upon release after his twenty hours, Amadeus simply removed his fedora — a fedora that has been pinched at the front and worn pushed back on the head, with the front of the brim bent down over the eyes — and quoted the master: “”Behold, I am Funkadelic. I am not of your world. But fear me not, I will do you no harm. Loan me your funky mind and I shall play with it. For nothing is good unless you play with it. And all that is good, is nasty!” (What Is Soul, Funkadelic, 1969)

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