Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 17 (Butt Bandit Edition)
Wow, this one is once again from Nebraska. Valentine, NE this time. From Breitbart/AP.
Ten misdemeanor counts have been filed against a man Cherry County authorities believe is the vandal some townspeople have dubbed the “Butt Bandit.”
Cherry County Attorney Eric Scott said that on Tuesday he filed nine counts of public indecency and one count of disturbing the peace against 35-year-old Tom Larvie, of Valentine. All are misdemeanors.Larvie is suspected of leaving greasy, graphic imprints of his naked behind, and sometimes his groin, on the windows of stores, churches and schools in Valentine since the spring of 2007.
The marks were made with lotion or petroleum jelly.
Scott said Larvie was caught in the act by police early Wednesday morning.
Larvie could not be reached to comment.
Petroleum jelly!!?? Ewwwwwwwwwwaaaarggggzzzhhh.
I love this; “could not be reached to comment”. I guess he feels like the body of work speaks for itself.
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The post to blame: Most Peculiar Mama (Don't Eat Your Cat)
He would have gotten away with it too, but he got a little behind in his work….
I guess that makes Larvie “Cock of the Walk..” no less. Once a yob reaches that level of artistry, there is always an elite group who wants him tethered and batted down a couple of butt joints. Sort of a beer battered butt yob.. or no?