Sounds like Britney Spears…
…is making some wise career moves. Check it out from Contact Music..
BRITNEY SPEARS has hired the services of an illusionist to make sure her comeback concerts next month (Mar09) really are magic.
The pop star has been working with top TV magician Ed Alonzo – and she’ll have a few tricks up her sleeve, literally.Alonzo tells In Touch Weekly, “She’ll be singing, dancing and doing illusions at the same time.”
Meanwhile, the singer has been rehearsing eight hours a day, often in a string bikini, to perfect her dance moves with Indian choreographer Rujuta.
YES!
Singin’! Dancin’!! and…Magic Tricks!!!…All while WEARING A BIKINI!!!!
Man, I’ve been waiting for something like this. It almost sounds like an episode of the Ed Sullivan Show, yes? Only thing missing is some good old fashioned plate spinning.
As always, don’t try this at home and remember to click pause on the music player located in the side bar to your left before playing the YouTube.
C’mon Britney you are obviously starting to really get this showbiz thing and, you’re almost there. I think I can speak for the fans, the real fans, when I say; We want to see you spinning some plates!
Too late Pardner… I have already been hired by Brittany as her traveling, witted, Nostradumbasstrialister:
To prove it: I predict I will ask: “Name that background tune…” and there will be one, and only one, concise reply from One someone from a Southeastern State, and it will be posted here at exactly 10:18 AM on the morrow….
RE the Plate Spinner man: And you say there is no extra-terrestrial alien life out there..? This guy could sell plates to a armless man. That was in 1969, imagine what he can do today?
Okay… “Name that background tune…” sleep well… you all.
Thank God somebody got on this. I can totally see you as Britney’s valet. Have anti-depressants will travel!
February 19: Stanky Leg
A dance in which the dancer drops it while rotating one leg behind them
“Hey everyone, Susie is doing da Stanky Leg “
Une célèbre marche tchèque composée par Frantisek Kmoch et joué par l’orchestre philarmonique tchèque.
Mes blogs histoire et musique militaire:
http://marechaljoukov.skyrock.com/ — http://joukovmusic.skyrock.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1xP5aSKVs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8iHC9DlDhw
What are you saying here, that Britney has a little Bohunk in her?
Don’t Mess With Gary Coleman
Today’s Random-izer Link…
I think Britknee has a bunch of Boheme in ‘er… up around the eye-nose, neck-nape, shoulders and chest areas… Czech Girl. No?
Okay, then how about — “I am certain she is not Argentinian?” Just 57 varieties of blue-chip hit-factory pop… no?
She doesn’t mind if its limp… 2003, Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst confirmed that he was in a relationship with Spears. Durst was also hired to help write and produce tracks for her album In the Zone, “which were eventually scrapped;” — just like a Boheme.
Because she is locked on the *maestresses’s wake… Madonna [*Madge plays the male in their lip lock] and Spear, Britney has roosted on Janet Jackson’s sexy-robot body language too… she got no time for you and me… limp or otherwise.
That mid-nasal voice; when Britney did that, she got this kind of raspy, sexy voice. And with that triple threat of range, dance and “nymph in heat thang” she distances herself out of the competition just like a Bohemian. And I hear she loves steaming and eating steamed cabbage on Sunday afternoons.
But there is evidence that Miss Britney Spears does not know this about herself. Her fragrance with Eliza Arden is called “Fantasy” which of course in the genre of Bohemian Princess would have to be called “Flawed.”
She might have been left out of the naming of her first fragrance, though.
MooPig endorses Britney Spears as its future spokesperson for Regularity. pd