Hey Axl…
Axl Rose must really be getting tired of the same old questions. Like; “Hey Axl, you going to put the band back together?” Or; “Hey Axl, since your record stiffed, will there be a Guns und Roses reunion?” Or; “Hey Axl, will you and Slash be going to a monster truck rally together any time soon?” Or; “Hey Axl, paper or plastic?”
Check out these recent Axl musings from SF Gate…
“I suppose Duff could play guitar on something somewhere, but there’s zero possibility of me having anything to do with Slash …
“In a nutshell, personally I consider him a cancer and better removed, avoided — and the less anyone heard of him or his supporters the better.”
“I prefer listening to others in general, especially those who both push their talents and infuse them with a level of energy that I’ve seldom heard in his efforts over the years.
“I’m not taking anything away from the man that are his to claim for his past efforts; it’s just that for whatever reason for me, whether the approach, style or basic hands-on technique is there, the passion and true dedication to the art of guitar in his chosen area other than being, in my opinion, a whore for the limelight has generally seemed absent or lacking with most efforts for a long time.”
ummm…yeah…we get all that Axl but, “Hey Axl, do you ever forward funny emails to Slash?”
“Hey Axl, would you consider bopping over to Slash’s house to have a few beers, cook some steaks on the grill, watch a ‘Lord of the Rings’ movie and cap off the evening with a pajama sleep over and pillow fight?”
“Hey Axl…
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The post to blame: Most Peculiar Mama (Don't Eat Your Cat)
Okay, let’s do a PC check of what Axl has said:
*Ranked to substandard all persons named Slash… who might play guitars
*Insulted cancer patients, chemo-therapy doctors, and cancer patient support groups
*Ridiculed Entertainment Industry — promoters, artists, and those he has “used in the past to promote himself
*Slamdered anyone under-taking the art of the guitar, unless it falls in his parameters for art; or who might have begun study of the art of guitar after they bought his CD’s
*has has defrauded and libeled whores of the limelight
PC score — _____________________ …anyone?
Second Part of Appraisal — Axl’s Commentary:
Will Axl liberate us girls of Male White Corporate Oppression?
Your fans say: “I just want you to know we can still be friends.” What is your response? — and — How is your response different from Axl’s response?
Which character in the following video represents the “Axl Factor?”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2Yy221HYps
Do you think Axl is more consistent in slandering “Gender” or “Genetic Lineage?”
Izzy and Slash were the reason I dug ‘em. Always thought Axl was a jerk.
Hey Axl, you want fries with that?