Me, I’m thinking about road trippin’ out to Vegas. It’s been a while since I’ve been in the town that gave good taste a bad name and see, I got this invite to what sounds like a HOT party.
From Paris Hilton’s MySpace….
Hey Everyone!! Hope you all are having a great week and are as happy as I am. Life is really good. Ive been crazy busy with work. I just got back from a business trip to Tokyo, It was amazing! I Love it over there, everyone is so sweet.
Just wanted to let you know that if your in Las Vegas this weekend or are thinking of going down, I will be there this weekend celebrating my birthday once again Vegas style. The big party is this Saturday, March 7 at the club Body English inside the Hard Rock Hotel. It’s going to be a crazy unforgettable weekend and I can’t wait! Hope to see you there. Love always, Paris xoxo :)

Man! Why is it that every chick on MySpace thinks they have to do the old, obligatory “naked microphone cable bondage” pic? I mean that’s so 2005.

Is this booted beauty holding up her middle finger? This picture gives new meaning to Roach Motel… they check in; but they don’t check out.
Oh, you were saying road trip or something…?
Yeah, you up for it PD? I got an inside source that can hook us up with the loosest slots in town.
Sounds wonderful — uhhh, let me check my colander…
Does that include the seafood buffet?
Oh, shoot! Market hit 6600 yesterday, I had all my 401K in high risk…. No, can’t go this weekend. Taking the family to the soup kitchen… at Shepherd and Greenbriar Streets Church of the e-Redeemer. Rain Check? I don’t have a MySpice account yet, either.
the 401K, that’s a drag Dude. I put all mine in one of those progressive 339Ks and I’m heavy in Chinese Banking futures. Enjoy the soup.