Hey rockers and shredders, keep those chops up! It looks like it’s only a matter of time until you get the call from Axl. Yep, Guns und Roses has hired yet another guitar player. This time it’s DJ Ashba. From 24 Bit…
“DJ ‘s a gifted, energetic guitarist that Guns N’ Roses is proud to have on board!!” Axl Rose said. “We’re very excited to have the opportunity to work together. Guns’ radar has silently been aware of DJ’s presence for quite some time! He brings a fresh approach to our particular brand of mayhem, expanding the tapestry of Guns N’ Roses live. Once DJ’s name was in the hat, the hat disappeared!!”
Cut the crap Axl. “Particular brand of mayhem!!??” Expanding the tapestry!!??” “The hat disappeared!!”
here’s what you need to do Axl…
Put one guy in a wig, top hat and RayBans-stage left.
Put another guy in a kimono with a bucket on his head-stage right.
Nobody in the crowd knows any of these cats any way. This way, you can fire and hire at will and avoid any future, awkward press releases.