Every action is a calculated risk, they say. From Reuters…
A Taiwanese man became a sitting target for a snake, which bit his penis as sat on the toilet at his rural home, local media reported on Monday.
“As soon as he sat down, he suddenly felt a knife-like pain and reacted instinctively by standing up,” the China Times said. “When he looked down, he saw the big snake.”
That’s got to be pretty high on the list of things you never want to experience; being snake bit on the penis.
“As soon as he has passed the risk of infection, he can go,” the director, who declined to be named, said. “A snake’s mouth isn’t always clean.”
A snake’s mouth isn’t always clean!
Hunh!!??
“What Happened to you Bob?”
‘A snake bit my penis.”
“Oooh…bad luck there, I hope it’s mouth was clean.”
Local television images showed the black and yellow reptile, reportedly a species of rat snake, being uncoiled and plucked slowly from the toilet bowl.
Sleep tight guys and don’t worry. Even though there is the occasional rat snake schwanz attack, nobody has ever really woke up in a Vegas, hotel bath tub without a kidney after spending the night with a hooker…have they?
“A Snake’s Mouth Isn’t Always Clean”
Sounds like the title of a Fiona Apple album. Sounds like the title of a long instrumental opus I should write.
Yes, exactly. The snake’s friend later says: “You kiss your mother with that mouth?”
You always find the most curious subjects on the news, or wherever you find them, Jack! This must be one of the local dangers, they should put a sign on the toiled door: danger, rat snakes! You know,I have understood there is not recommended that you piss in the Amazon because of a fish called “candirú”…”A well-circulated myth is that the candiru is capable of swimming up the stream of urine in mid-air to a victim standing on shore or a boat(Wikipedia)”
Whatever, you should read more about it http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candiru maybe you’ll make a story about it ;-)