Location; Portland, Maine. From Breitbart/AP…
A man suspected of breaking into a Maine restaurant will have to get used to jailhouse food after workers at the eatery discovered lobsters and wine missing—and the suspect asleep on a bench.
Police say Paul Bruneau broke into the Portland Lobster Co. through a rear window and stuffed his pockets with cash before chowing down on the better part of 11 prepared lobsters worth about $300. He washed it all down with a white wine.
The Portland Press Herald reports Bruneau also left a refrigerator open, causing about $1,000 worth of food to be thrown away.
Alright now…guy pockets the the cash; nothing too crazy there. Guy eats 11 lobsters…well, gluttony yes but, hey if you are going to be a glutton, why not lobster? Guy drinks a bottle of vino and passes out on a bench at the crime scene; yeah that’s pretty nimrod.
Guy does all that and then…Leaves the refrigerator open and ruins $1,000 more in lobster flesh!!!
Clearly a genuine mindless yob.
If a Yob steals bread from a Baker to feed his starving children, should he\she\it, Yob, be placed in line for a good thrashing by blog-critics, or shoved in front of a firing squad. I am feeling ambivalent: could our indignation actually be unwarranted?
Clearly our Yob for-the-day thinks that he is a pelican. He planned to return to his wife and kids and regurgitate the contents of his stomach for their survival of one more night in frozen Maine. He just needed a short nap, called a Pelican Brief, btw, before he sauntered home. Beggaring is very close to madness, I’m told.
Beggars cannot be choosers. I suspect the restaurant owner seeing the plight of his bistro, and clam digs, opened the refrigeration unit himself before the Mounties arrived to investigate. Thus, recovering a larger insurance claim.
One question: Have Yobs started working at Rolling Stone? I just noticed the next post mentions contrasting persona…