The Tyr Tracer Rise from SwimOutlet.com…

The first high-performance woven polyurethane hybrid suit ever used in competition, the Tracer Rise is still the strongest, lightest, and quickest suit you can wear. With Rapid Boundary Technology and maximum water repellency at the microfiber level, athletes have demonstrated up to 4% reduction in their times in Tracer technology.
• Extra compression panels
• Flat-lock stitching
• Lightweight, hydrophobic, and quick-drying fabric
• Chlorine-resistant racing fabric
• Excellent shape retention
• Open back
• Hydrodynamic design
• 70% Nylon / 30% Lycra SpandexList Price: $450.00
Our Price: $450.00
See, my thinking was…“If I could get my hands on one of these babies, I could beat Michael Phelps. It would be a solid career move in these shaky times”.
But, the dang things only go up to a size 36. Damn! And, I’d look so good in one. If you ask me it’s discrimination.
Oh well, back to the bong I guess.
