Oct 232009
From the AP…
In Minnesota, bong water can count as an illegal drug.
That decision from Minnesota’s Supreme Court on Thursday raises the threat of longer sentences for drug smokers in that state who fail to dump the water out of bong — a type of water pipe often used to smoke drugs
The court said a person can be prosecuted for a first-degree drug crime for 25 grams or more of bong water that tests positive for a controlled substance.
This sends a clear message to dope fiends; Don’t drink your bath water but DO drink your bong water. Don’t leave it laying around.
Maybe, there’s a way around this…a loophole. Medical bong water anyone?
Hey, great post. Just wanted to pop in and tell you folks we are the Bong Water Concession at all Mike Phelp’s Magnum Stadium Fest Swim metes …. we suppose it is no secret anymore that Grade AAA 100% Black Bong Water is Mike Phelps’ secret training supplement.
Our next gig follows the Phelps Team to San Francisco Breast Strokes for Breast Cancer Research, blokes on bongiest water I ever saw… Haute–ASbury and every cool thing. That starts Dec 1, 2009, and will be there all week. Rumor is Finnish band – Klymidia – will be performing their latest album:
“Hva er symtomene til Klymidia? Og hvordan kan man få det? (Kjønnssykdommer). Svar: Lignende spørsmål har blitt besvart tidligere. Under følger svaret fra en Bay Rot” …
Kristin Klymidia also will make her way down to the front for “Brainrot” to join on vocals as well.
Then it’s off to the Indian Ocean where Mike pits himself against Somalian pirate fast boats. Event is hosted by U.S. military’s Africa Command.
Mike Phelps will attempt the impossible at the show by being in three oceans all at the same time, doing a breast stroke, a back stroke and an Aussie crawl … simulataneous, and no strings, nor bunji cords, attached.
Hey and also — There is promised opportunity at the Aden Bay Boat Show exclusive view of top secret military drone boat that is powered with bong water nuclear fusion; what a privilege! Yeah, it’s called the Bong Trotter. The burned fuel comes out as crystal clear as dew of a virgin she goat, a Baltic charm …
Yep, you are all invited. Just tell them Spitz’r Us sent ya. Stop by our booths and receive your own bong water test kit, it will be like seamen being blown out the blow hole of a Blue Whale …
“Haute–ASbury”…heh heh
Since drugs are now in river water (search: “drugs in water supply”) and cities get their water from rivers, city water is a “mixture” of illegal drugs (no matter how diluted), according to the absurd logic of this majority of four Minnesota Supreme Court judges.
So – now that all of us living in Minnesota are criminals possessing “drug mixture” water in our homes and toilets – shall we wake up, end the abuse of government power, and repeal all laws criminalizing drugs possession?
For more discussion of this Minnesota case, and it’s excellent dissent, see my blog post:
Minnesota Court Waters Down Legal Definition of Illegal Drugs: Toilet Water Now Criminal to Possess
http://wp.me/pAFjr-2g
Guys, be sure to look at Thomas’ post for an excellent overview of the ridiculous Minnesota decision.
In one particular economic turn-down, I was peddling funeral plots. Badly I might add, not much of a salesman type i find. But any way I had a close up and personal view of the funeral business… makin’ long story short — where does the blood of every cadaver in the US go when it is no longer needed by its purveyor?
It goes to the floor of the morgue or embalming body prep area, swirls into the floor drains, and directly into the municipal water system. Good luck with that vision.