Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 33

OK, so…in Seattle, this guy that thought he was a Ninja tried to use his special, super-secret Ninja powers to leap over a metal fence and…impaled himself on said fence. A cop heard the guy screaming for help and the Ninja guy ended up in intensive care.

Anyway, the best part of the story is this bit, from the AP…

Police spokeswoman Renee Witt wrote in a department website posting that officers thought the man might have been involved in the reported assault, but he insisted he was just a ninja trying to clear a 1.5 metre-tall fence.

Witt says the man was “overconfident in his abilities,” and that alcohol likely played a role.

Yes, yes, yes…merely a case of a Ninja, likely drinking, that was overconfident ih his abilities.

He is not alone; a quick search using the key phrase “drunk ninja” yeilded this entertaining clip.

As always, secretly and silently, click pause on the music player located in the side bar before playing the YouTube.

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