Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 34

January 3, 2010 · Posted in News, Yobs 

Hey yob, how did you spend New Year’s Day?

Police say a driver passed out in his car at a Tennessee gas station while a batch of methamphetamine was cooking in the back seat.

An employee at the gas station in Murfreesboro, about 30 miles southeast of Nashville, called police because the car was sitting at the pump for about an hour on New Year’s Day.

Police say a chemical process to make the drug was in progress. Some meth-making ingredients can be explosive.

No!!! Everybody knows you cook meth in a trailer park or a corrugated metal shed out in the woods, not in your car! YOB!!!

Thirty-one-year-old Nathan E. Beasley is being held on a $15,000 bond on charges of driving under the influence, driving on a suspended license, reckless endangerment and manufacturing meth. No attorney was listed in police records.

Huh…”no attorney”…no shit.

Comments

3 Responses to “Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 34”

  1. Pat Darnell and Friends on January 3rd, 2010 6:33 pm

    Story segment #1: “Er… will that be Regular or Unleaded, Sir?”

    Story segment #2: “Please disregard the part of my Bio that reads ‘some of my mother’s relatives come from Murfreesboro’ …”
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    .-= Pat Darnell and Friends´s last blog ..Odetta :: Unbelievable =-.

  2. Christina on January 4th, 2010 11:54 am

    Hmmm…I must say, these YOB posts are rare & unusual! I must backtrack & read some more of ‘em…it’s unbelievable, the weird stuff people do! altho I guess if you’re usin’/makin’ meth, your head isn’t screwed on right anyway….
    .-= Christina´s last blog ..Re-focus for 2010…and beyond ! =-.

  3. Pribek on January 4th, 2010 2:58 pm

    I guess if you’re usin’/makin’ meth, your head isn’t screwed on right anyway…

    You know Christina, the old drug dealer motto goes “don’t get high on your own supply”. The meth crowd doesn’t seem to be adept at following the business model.

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