Why I Won’t Be Investing In Gold…

April 14, 2010 · Posted in The Anti-Demographic 

I keep getting these GoldLine ads showing up in my Gmail. You know…

Why you should be investing in gold! and…

Get Your FREE Investor Kit

I finally clicked on the ad. The celebrity endorsers make a good case and offer helpful info…

Laura Ingraham-”in these tough economic times”

Monica Crowley-”in this uncertain economy”

Dennis Miller-”With this uncertain economy”

Here’s a picture of the FREE Investor Kit

Looks like it’s chock full of tools that one could use to invest in gold.

Yeah, except for MONEY!

Dumbasses!!!

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One Response to “Why I Won’t Be Investing In Gold…”

  1. Pat Darnell and Friends on April 14th, 2010 2:17 pm

    #1 Good Reason for Marrying an Italian Girl: “… Speaking from personal experience now; you might think on the bonus in marrying an Italian gal. … She usually brings into the marriage her dowry with sufficient 24 karat gold chain, watches, rings and bracelets enough to pawn when times are outlandishly bad economically, for your marriage’s sake.”

    Pat. Pend. \pd a 99%-er since I married Italian…

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