Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 44
The Show-Me State is in the
Columbia, MO yob, Ryan McNames…
…filed an official complaint about a hooker!
The Missouri man, 19, dialed cops Saturday night to report that he paid $60 to a pair of prostitutes to perform sexual acts for him. As McNames described it, the deal called for one woman to show him her breasts, while the other would perform oral sex on him in the living room of his mobile home at the Columbia Regency Trailer Court.
Evidently, this goober paid up front and the ladies split with the dough. Go figure…
He was charged with patronizing prostitution and actually made bail ($500).