Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 46
It went down in Florida…
The ashes were taken from a woman’s home in the central Florida town of Silver Springs Shores on December 15. The thieves took an urn containing the ashes of her father and another container with the ashes of her two Great Danes, along with electronic equipment and jewelry, the Marion County Sheriff’s Office said.
Investigators learned what happened to the ashes after they arrested five teens in connection with another burglary attempt at a nearby home last week.
“The suspects mistook the ashes for either cocaine or heroin. It was soon discovered that the suspects snorted some of the ashes believing they were snorting cocaine,” the sheriff’s report said.
Well…who here amongst us hasn’t snorted a Great Dane mistaking it for blow?
The answer is NONE! NONE OF US DID THAT YOU DIPSHITS!!!
Nobody keeps their cocaine in an urn! And, unless you’re robbing Tony Montana’s crib, nobody has enough to fill an urn!
If you weren’t such a yob…you wouldn’t have a nose full of Fido now would you?
At least this guy…
…knew what he was doing when he was doing it.