Even Further Proof That I Am The Anti-Demographic
December 10, 2011 · Posted in Guitar, The Anti-Demographic
Ad from Sparrow Guitars…
Found At Ads Of The World.
Yep, that about cracks it, they aren’t even trying to sell me guitars anymore.
Day by day, the words of Waylon Jennings haunt me more and more…
All my heroes are dead, all my groupies are grandmas.
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Pribek At Zazzle
The post to blame: Most Peculiar Mama (Don't Eat Your Cat)
Okay so let me interject some conjecture here:
Anti-demographic =
a) sitting around all day in pajamas
b) just two sit-ups from dating the Pet of the Year
c) playing the Blues on a musical instrument because they can sound good slow
d) extremities get cold just thinking about winters
e) shake the gas hose at the end when the tank is full
f) don’t shop ever
g) write letters and put all the troubles you had today in them
h) pine for greener pastures
i) wonder out loud how anyone could get paid $254 million for hitting a baseball
j) remembers too much to tell, and refuses to tell because all those guys are still alive
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am I getting close? I think so. Maybe you don’t know it but this describes a demographic …
PDaF is a member.
you do that thing with the gas hose? really?