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Bono…

…or…

…Britney Spears?

Last night, Britney Spears, at a Vancouver gig, left the stage for over an hour because of second hand smoke. From Contact Music…

An announcement was then made, reportedly ordering the audience to stop smoking marijuana and cigarettes in the arena as it was “unsafe” for Spears to perform…

…When the show ended, Spears took a moment to warn against smoking, telling the crowd: “Thanks Vancouver. You were wonderful. Drive safe. Don’t smoke weed!”

“Don’t smoke weed!!??”

Vancouver!!??

OFFICER BUZZKILL

I guess my dream of Britney at Bonnaroo isn’t going to happen.

Sounds like Britney Spears…

…is making some wise career moves. Check it out from Contact Music..

BRITNEY SPEARS has hired the services of an illusionist to make sure her comeback concerts next month (Mar09) really are magic.
The pop star has been working with top TV magician Ed Alonzo – and she’ll have a few tricks up her sleeve, literally.

Alonzo tells In Touch Weekly, “She’ll be singing, dancing and doing illusions at the same time.”

Meanwhile, the singer has been rehearsing eight hours a day, often in a string bikini, to perfect her dance moves with Indian choreographer Rujuta.

YES!

Singin’! Dancin’!! and…Magic Tricks!!!…All while WEARING A BIKINI!!!!

Man, I’ve been waiting for something like this. It almost sounds like an episode of the Ed Sullivan Show, yes? Only thing missing is some good old fashioned plate spinning.

As always, don’t try this at home and remember to click pause on the music player located in the side bar to your left before playing the YouTube.

C’mon Britney you are obviously starting to really get this showbiz thing and, you’re almost there. I think I can speak for the fans, the real fans, when I say; We want to see you spinning some plates!