From Breitbart/AP.
A 40-year-old man walking his dog in the nude was Tasered by police when he refused to follow an officer’s commands. David McCranie of the Tallahassee Police Department said an officer on patrol spotted the man shortly after 8 p.m. Friday.
Don’t tase me bro’.
Woof!
But seriously, what was the guy doing? Why was he naked walking his dog?
The man was asked what he was doing and told the officer, “Allah told me to watch a Bruce Willis movie and walk the dog,” McCranie said.
Here’s the thing, if the guy would have just listened to Allah and popped in a DVD of “Hudson Hawk” or “Look Who’s Talking Too” or even “Grindhouse” then, took his dog for a walk; he would have been fine. But no…the guy decides he needs to get naked too. Now, Allah didn’t say anything about getting naked watching Bruce Willis and taking the dog for a walk; just watching Bruce Willis and taking the dog for a walk. No naked.
Listen to Allah but, don’t embellish.
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