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Ikchhugani, over at NowPublic, has a piece with this headline; “Man cuts off own head with chainsaw.”
Woah-wait a minute-Man cuts off own head with chainsaw!!??

How do you do that?

Police sources have revealed that David Phyall switched on the saw, and put a timer on the socket. He even had a cocktail of pills to knock himself out, and then rested the saw on his neck. When the timer went off, the saw sliced through his neck in an instant. David committed suicide some 10 days ago, and it was his father John who first discovered his body.

Not content with the traditional methods, the guy came up with a Rube Goldberg, chainsaw, suicide contraption. Hats off to you for ingenuity, David Phyall.