Yeah, that’s what what it says here.
A drunken 78-year-old Swede stole a dinghy after a night out in the Danish town of Helsingor and tried to row back to Sweden, but fell asleep halfway, Danish police said on Monday.
Poor guy didn’t have the money to take the ferry from Helsingor to Helsingborg, across the strait of Oresund so, he did what anybody would do; stole and dinghy and started to row the three miles.
He quickly grew tired and, trusting fortune and the currents to see him safely home, took a snooze at the bottom of the boat, where Danish police later found him out at sea, still asleep.
The strait is one of the busiest shipping lanes in the world. Police said the owner of the dinghy had decided not to press charges
Sometimes you get a little tuckered out. When that happens, best to just have a little nap time and trust fate.
The Strait of Oresund.
Dinghy.
Seems reasonable.
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