People come up with some funny ideas when they are liquored up. And, I appreciate the madness quotient required for somebody to really think outside the box of typical drunken stunts. Take for instance, the guy involved in this Iowa incident from Breitbart/AP.
A Minnesota man is under arrest after allegedly stealing a combine and taking [...]

Yeah, that’s what what it says here.

A drunken 78-year-old Swede stole a dinghy after a night out in the Danish town of Helsingor and tried to row back to Sweden, but fell asleep halfway, Danish police said on Monday.
Poor guy didn’t have the money to take the ferry from Helsingor to Helsingborg, across the strait [...]