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This is from the Sun Sentinel.

Authorities say a Fort Myers man shot himself in the arm after his girlfriend refused to have sex with him.

The Lee County Sheriff’s Office reports that 29-year-old Jonathon Guabello and his girlfriend returned home from a bar early Wednesday morning. The girlfriend told deputies that Guabello had wanted to get intimate, but she wanted to go to sleep.

When Guabello became irate, authorities say the girlfriend went to a spare bedroom, and several minutes later she heard two gunshots. She told deputies Guabello came into her room and threatened her. He then stumbled into the kitchen and knocked himself unconscious.

Mr. Guabello shot himself in the arm in response to his girlfriend’s refusal to have sex with him. That’s pretty bad right there. But…then…after that…he knocked himself unconscious. See, if he would have done that first, knocked himself unconscious; he could have skipped the unpleasant shooting himself business. Something to keep in mind next time this sort of thing occurs.

Don’t be a yob!