Hugo Goes Electric
Being a dictator has its advantages. You get to know famous people…groovy pop stars like…
…Shakira! And some times those celebrities come bearing gifts like guitars…
Colombian pop star Shakira has given Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez an autographed electric guitar that is painted red, the color of the leader’s socialist political movement…
…”I was practicing last night, looking for the plugs. It’s electric, a very modern guitar and I’m not used to it,” Chavez said during a phone call to a state TV station. “I was singing some songs, old ones, a Mexican one.”
Yeah, we know what you mean Hugo; I’m sure you’re aware that we’ve discussed here many times how the acoustic and electric are like two different instruments. But, I’m sure you’ll be getting your shred on soon enough.
Who Would Win in a Bar Fight #43
Muammar Gaddafi…
…or…
…Hugo Chavez?
Is Muammar on his way to Hugo’s Place? Some sources are alleging so; some are saying no. Venezuela is a pretty small place for two dick taters of this prominence, no?
Courtney Love Thinks Hugo Chavez Is A Sexy Dawg
This is too good to be true. From the NY Daily News…
Courtney Love is still floating on the charm offensive that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launched at Wednesday’s screening of Oliver Stone’s new documentary, “South of the Border.” The singer, who came dressed to thrill in a short zipper-front skirt, says she noticed the twice-divorced Chavez checking her out during a Q&A afterward.
“It was the third wink that sold me,” Mrs. Kurt Cobain told us. “He’s a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I’d like to go. I’ll rock Caracas!”
Hugo working the wall on Courtney; too much!
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