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Location; Portland, Maine. From Breitbart/AP…

A man suspected of breaking into a Maine restaurant will have to get used to jailhouse food after workers at the eatery discovered lobsters and wine missing—and the suspect asleep on a bench.

Police say Paul Bruneau broke into the Portland Lobster Co. through a rear window and stuffed his pockets with cash before chowing down on the better part of 11 prepared lobsters worth about $300. He washed it all down with a white wine.

The Portland Press Herald reports Bruneau also left a refrigerator open, causing about $1,000 worth of food to be thrown away.

Alright now…guy pockets the the cash; nothing too crazy there. Guy eats 11 lobsters…well, gluttony yes but, hey if you are going to be a glutton, why not lobster? Guy drinks a bottle of vino and passes out on a bench at the crime scene; yeah that’s pretty nimrod.

Guy does all that and then…Leaves the refrigerator open and ruins $1,000 more in lobster flesh!!!

Clearly a genuine mindless yob.

You know those roadside signs that businesses, and churches use? The one where they change the letters? I was on my way to the gig last night and I saw this at a restaurant.

Did they just run out of S’s or, is this some type of subliminal, Zig Zigler, take-away, negative close?