Let’s give it up for the ladies!
First up, this pair of damsels…
…were arrested in Orlando FLA after being caught shoplifting at Wal-Mart and swinging a baby in a car seat to beat back security guards.
Next, frome Des Moine, IA, this lovely lass, Jennifer Christine Harris…
…got the cuffs after attempting to burn down a friend’s house after her friend unfriended her on FaceBook.
According to Detective Jack Kamerick, the dispute had much to do with a Facebook event the former-best friends were planning. “Jen asked Nikki to create an event on Facebook for a party. Nikki did that,” Kamerick told the Register. “As the date for the party approached there were a lot of ‘declines,’ on Facebook. It was looking like the party might be a bust. The dispute apparently blossomed.”
Thanks to Moop for the heads up.
Drunken burglar in Delaware…
Authorities in Delaware say a man broke into a house, got drunk and couldn’t make his way back outside — so he called police for help.
Police say 44-year-old John Finch was trapped in the home in part because he’d broken into it before, back in April. That led the homeowner to change the locks so that a key was required — even inside.
Police say no one was home when Finch broke in again, through a rear window. He stayed for a few days, drinking five bottles of liquor. He was too drunk to climb back out of the window, however, and called police, who arrested him.
Stayed for a few days??!! Dude coulda’ probably hung out another day and sobered up.
Well…I guess the lesson is clear; Before you leave for your trip, change the locks and stock up the liquor cabinet.
What’s worse than a grown man wearing a baby diaper?
OCEAN CITY, Md. (AP) – Maryland State Police said a drunken 47-year-old Florida man wearing a diaper was arrested for shouting profanities while trick-or-treating. Police said Joseph David DiVanna of Sarasota, Fla., was arrested about 9:15 p.m. Sunday and charged with disorderly conduct.