Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 48
Let’s give it up for the ladies!
First up, this pair of damsels…
…were arrested in Orlando FLA after being caught shoplifting at Wal-Mart and swinging a baby in a car seat to beat back security guards.
Next, frome Des Moine, IA, this lovely lass, Jennifer Christine Harris…
…got the cuffs after attempting to burn down a friend’s house after her friend unfriended her on FaceBook.
According to Detective Jack Kamerick, the dispute had much to do with a Facebook event the former-best friends were planning. “Jen asked Nikki to create an event on Facebook for a party. Nikki did that,” Kamerick told the Register. “As the date for the party approached there were a lot of ‘declines,’ on Facebook. It was looking like the party might be a bust. The dispute apparently blossomed.”
Thanks to Moop for the heads up.
Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 45
Drunken burglar in Delaware…
Authorities in Delaware say a man broke into a house, got drunk and couldn’t make his way back outside — so he called police for help.
Police say 44-year-old John Finch was trapped in the home in part because he’d broken into it before, back in April. That led the homeowner to change the locks so that a key was required — even inside.
Police say no one was home when Finch broke in again, through a rear window. He stayed for a few days, drinking five bottles of liquor. He was too drunk to climb back out of the window, however, and called police, who arrested him.
Stayed for a few days??!! Dude coulda’ probably hung out another day and sobered up.
Well…I guess the lesson is clear; Before you leave for your trip, change the locks and stock up the liquor cabinet.
Mindless Yobs In The News Vol. 43
What’s worse than a grown man wearing a baby diaper?
OCEAN CITY, Md. (AP) – Maryland State Police said a drunken 47-year-old Florida man wearing a diaper was arrested for shouting profanities while trick-or-treating. Police said Joseph David DiVanna of Sarasota, Fla., was arrested about 9:15 p.m. Sunday and charged with disorderly conduct.
*Photo is a random one of a man wearing a diaper not actual man wearing diaper from the above story.
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