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This is too good to be true. From the NY Daily News…

Courtney Love is still floating on the charm offensive that Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez launched at Wednesday’s screening of Oliver Stone’s new documentary, “South of the Border.” The singer, who came dressed to thrill in a short zipper-front skirt, says she noticed the twice-divorced Chavez checking her out during a Q&A afterward.

“It was the third wink that sold me,” Mrs. Kurt Cobain told us. “He’s a sexy dawg. He invited me to visit his country and I’d like to go. I’ll rock Caracas!”

Hugo working the wall on Courtney; too much!

They’re digging Hugo Chavez in Venice. From the AP…

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez received a movie star welcome Monday at the Venice Film Festival, where he walked the red carpet with director Oliver Stone for the premiere of the documentary “South of the Border.”

Hundreds of admirers, some chanting “president, president,” gathered outside of the Casino for the leader’s arrival. A few held up Venezuelan flags and a banner in Spanish that read “Welcome, president.”

Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

Roughly one year ago, Hugo Chavez…

…seen here with genius thespian, Sean Penn, nationalized oil business projects in the Orinoco River basin. In doing so, the Venezuelan government attached assets belonging to, among others, Exxon/Mobil, who want their stuff back. Exxon/Mobil has taken the issue to court and some assets have been frozen.

Now, according to Breitbart/AP Hugo says…

“If you end up freezing (Venezuelan assets) and it harms us, we’re going to harm you,” Chavez said during his weekly radio and television program, “Hello, President.” “Do you know how? We aren’t going to send oil to the United States. Take note, Mr. Bush, Mr. Danger.”

“I speak to the U.S. empire, because that’s the master: continue and you will see that we won’t send one drop of oil to the empire of the United States.”

“The outlaws of Exxon Mobil will never again rob us.”

You go, Hugo. “Mr. Danger”, heh, heh.

“There’s a man who leads a life of danger
To everyone he meets he stays a stranger”

Hugo, of course, has a flair for the dramatic…

…a skill he has, no doubt, sharpened while hanging out with the likes of Penn as well as other genius thespians like Kevin Spacey, big shot directors like Oliver Stone, and International super models like Naomi Campbell.

We also know that Hugo has a way of tossing out some bit of controversial B.S. during a speech or, on his weekly T.V. variety show, that will be picked up by the press and further his reputation as a whack job.

Meanwhile, back at the Oil Ministry,

Venezuelan Oil Minister Rafael Ramirez has argued that court orders won by Exxon Mobil have “no effect” on the state oil company PDVSA and are merely “transitory measures” while Venezuela presents its case in courts in New York and London.

Good luck with that one, Mr Ramirez. If Hugo is already taking time away from singing folk songs to go after “Mr. Danger” during Romper Room, you’re going to have some splainin’ to do do when those “transitory measures” become permanent.